Saturday, May 27, 2017

Highlights of the Trumpster's Trip (and Fall)

The trumpster in the dumpster bowed to the Saudi King:

and then lied about it...

Next misstep - Israel...

When Trump tried to take his wife’s hand, she did not respond. Insistent, he tried to grab her hand — and the cameras clicked and the tongues clucked as she flicked him away.

A White House statement listing Trump’s goals for the trip included an epic Freudian slip - -

“Promote the possibility of lasting peach

Then, off to the vatican - for an exchange of ideas.

And then NATO:

The G-7 moment:

A BBC News reporter shared the video on Twitter, saying: "A short clip that sums up this G7 summit: look who has chosen not to hear a translation of his Italian host's speech #G6"

Trump's first trip was to the Middle East, where he met with leaders in Saudi Arabia and Israel, headed to Vatican City, Brussels for a NATO summit, followed by a G-7 meeting in Sicily.

It could have gone worse diplomatically speaking - but not MUCH worse.

Coming back to the home-front, the trumpster in the dumpster has some immediate issues.

His "friends" have been slammed.

The trumpster in the dumpster is now a KNOWN COMMODITY.

And he will go back into hiding.

You know what the Russians say:

Friday, May 26, 2017

KAOS return to D.C.

KAOS returns to D.C. next week!

Yes, after an undiplomatic end to the trumster in the dumpster's diplomatic trip,he's back. First: Saudi Arabia.

Then onto his idealized trip to Israel.

It's the old TUX versus Tweet - third time it was pulled on us this week!

p.s. WHAT friends?

Then we're onto the Rejection in Rome.

To which I hoped for peace and happiness.

Then on to the NATO fiasco.

So, KAOS returns...

And the trumpster in the dumpster gets down to serious business.

Session three...

Few people believe there is a welded connection between Confederate Jeff and the Ruskies.

Some say that Russia's influence on the Jeffster (jester) is obvious. The problem is that people look at his boss differently over RussiaGate.

How the trumpster in the dumpster sees himself:

How over half the voters see the trumpster in the dumpster:

The trumpster in the dumpster tried (and failed) to replace his ties to Russia with ties to the Vatican.

Russian Ties:

Vatican Ties:

Then the trumpster in the dumpster was off to NATO where he flopped and floundered.

Trump pushed the guy out of the way so he could be front and center.

Then, to cap off the NATO summit, Trump had an epic handshake fail!

There is no denying that the trumpster in the dumpster is a third class turd!

And Russia will not go away!

As a turd, trump is third. Where fart is an art, this turd falls apart.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

RussiaGate Duo

The trumpster in the dumpster knows it's time to "lawyer up."

Let's review dumpster trumpster's scorecard at the end of the first inning. Some call it the bottom of the 1st and two out.

Others, including me see is bottom of the first with three outs.

Team trumpster still has a few more turns at bat so the fat lady isn't standing to sing.

Some might say that "the devil is in the details."

"Tenants allege Trump's son-in-law is a Baltimore "slumlord," and that's not even the worst of it."

He has to sit next to the ugly one until he capitulates!

Meanwhile, the play-by-play of what you might have missed up to this point.

A series of serious missteps have led to trouble on the home-front.

In Israel, the trumpster in the dumpster was just another fart in the synagogue. A synagogue is GREEK (Greek συναγωγή) and simply means 'assembly.'

The Hebrew word: בית כנסת‎‎ (bet kenesset) is a 'house of assembly.' The Hebrew word: בית תפילה (bet tefila) is "house of prayer." But you knew that already.

Meanwhile, back at the big RussiaGate Game.

The spin is making half the fans in the stands barf!

Oh, the Washington Post was CORRECT!

A free and open press might clear out the Team Trump bullpen!

Just as Trump did not win the popular vote, so too he did not again win the hand of what's her name!