Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Political Landscaping

Give a voter a fish, and he will let it spoil.

Allow a voter to vote and flip a coin.



Richard N. L. Andrews inverts that genre. In his hands, politics—and its intellectualized texts, policies—define the landscape of American environmental history.

Teach a voter a fish, and he will discover more depleted fisheries.

A friend of mine, who watches far too much FAUX Snews, claims I can't see the forest for the trees. THIS is the forest in the wake of Reaganomics.



Well, a little birdie had the answer.



The republican party is superfluous! It has no relevance. It is a Zombie Apocalypse on parade.



O.K. So much for poking fun at the hapless. Hapless means "without hap"-"hap" being another word for "fortune" or "luck." Hap is derived from the Old Norse word for "good luck."

The current "Political Landscape" is THIS:



Looks close - in Ohio!









For Elizabeth Warren, the road to the White House might include a couple of terms as Vice President.



I have never seen Hillary happier!



The Republicans CAN"T be wrong about everything. But they certainly give it a hell of a try!

Monday, June 27, 2016

Clinton Aristocracy Conspiracy Theory

the political aristocracy are the puppets of Eleanor Roosevelt

Gingrich predicts Trump will transform the electoral map. Yes, into a disaster zone for republicans.

Remember Gingrich on Nuclear Power? That was followed by Fukushima Daiichi!


Remember Gingrich on Oil? That was followed by the Gulf Spill.




How about Gingrich on Trump? The Gingrich ass-kiss of death for any person, place, or thing!

All that Gingrich and Trump have in common is HAIR.

The Gingrich Gap is the crack in his ass - where he hides his head!

The Year: 1975: Gingrich was a geography professor at West Georgia College.

Gingirch won a House seat in 1978, described in a newspaper account (picture below). Even dwarfs start small - Gingrich STAYED small! He started running for the Presidency of the United States the day after he was elected to congress. How did THAT work out for him?





So, the secret is out!

Women - like Eleanor Roosevelt, Hillary Clinton, and Elizabeth Warren KNOW that men like Newt and the Donald simply lack the emotional maturity to sit at the grown-ups table!

Emotional maturity refers to your ability to understand, and manage, your emotions. ...When you are faced with a difficult situation, your level of emotional maturity is a big factor in determining your ability to cope.

The same goes for Trump repeating how smart he is, because he transferred into Wharton college and has an uncle who taught at MIT (as if that has anything to do with anything).

"Emotionally stunted" guys like Newt and Donald are unlikely to be "winners."

Let's be honest – Donald Trump is a loser. Count all his failed businesses.

"The Art of the Steal: USA Today found hundreds of workers alleging Trump didn't pay them, fleshing out his image as a cheater and a thief.

"Perhaps Eleanor Roosevelt is the closest comparable figure to Hillary Clinton in modern American political history."

Wait, and see.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Pounding the Pound



Old conservatives (e.g. Patriots) voted to leave the EU and then watched their retirement pensions tank. Conservatives consistently vote AGAINST their own best interests. The economy is based on the exchange of goods and services. The U.K. is a net importer of goods. This, they balanced with services - Financial Services.

"London has been the financial hub of the United Kingdom and a major trade and business centre since the Middle Ages. Today the city competes with New York City for the status of the world's major financial centre. "

Now, that is GONE!



It is not since conservative Margret Thatcher sank H.M.S. Sheffield in the Falklands that the Conservative Brits have shown such a public display of demented STUPIDITY.



HMS Sheffield was part of the task force sent to the Falkland Islands. She sank at 53°04′S, 56°56′W on 10 May 1982, the first Royal Navy vessel sunk in action since World War II.



The Union Jack represents a UNION.



The European Union represents another Union, but that union, like one out of wedlock, it unthinkable to conservative patriots.

Few exemplify the religion of Conservatism better than Thatcher ("the bitch").



She inspired song!





How did democracy fail? Many British citizens were denied the vote!

Long-term British expats were not allowed to vote in the Brexit referendum!

We have the same thinking here, in the USA!





But CONSERVATIVES are stupid - for the most part.

Example:



The above is NOT England. The above is a FLAG.

Stupidity is not limited to the Brits - who just dispensed with an indispensable industry!



My constructive contribution is this: "Start finding places for the new homeless to sleep!"



And STOP f*cking around with that which is beyond your understanding!



Conservatives understand IKONS - Ronald Reagan Cowboy movies and Celebrity Donald, for example.



While many do not see the difference between Reagan and a horse's ass, the Queen was DIPLOMATIC enough to avoid pointing it out! The same can not be claimed of Donald Trump!

I expect Scotland and Ireland to LEAVE the U.K. and join the E.U. Unlike the Donald (who happens to have an immigrant mother from Scotland), many in the "former U.K." are well aware the ship is sinking.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

What next?

Wait, and see.



Rich Hollywood Stars sell their junk when they go broke.



Elvis was a minor gun nut.



Accidents happen.

Even Dwarfs Start Small.



Southern red-neck mental dwarfs are no exception.



From a BB gun in a trailer park...



to posing with a prop...



To a growed-up rifle for a birthday present. There is a bullet foe the TV screen somewhere.

we all want to be like Elvis...



Fat, dumb, and dead.

And, that's an $18,000 photo - photoshopped!



In the late 1970s, I had two tickets to see Elvis but would not (and did not) bother to cross the street to see him.

There is something about "BIG HAIR" southern red-necks that just putts me off.



From BIG HAIR to a BIG HOUSE...



Times change... and so do some folks.



But the fact was this: "Big guns gave Elvis nose bleeds!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Coincidence



Last night, there was a Strawberry Moon. A beam of moonlight struck a strawberry in my strawberry patch and turned it into a beautiful princess who ran screaming into the naught. Or not.

It may just be a coincidence that the fattest dumbest state is also a republican stronghold. I think naught.



People attribute all kinds of weird stuff to other weird stuff and then pretend that THEY are not weird (e.g. claim to be normal).

O.K.



If 120 million people buy lottery tickets and the winner of a $30 million ticket happens to be in the same area (e.g. within 500 miles), than that person is LUCKY. (Naught) BTW, the odds are...

I am not promoting Mike, just his books... LOL.

If YOU are not lucky, someone will SELL YOU something to change your luck... or naught. Don't buy it!



Naught all professors teach in college...

Add 1 belief to another belief and you might create "the perfect storm." A fish in the catching.



For some people, "LUCK" may not be in the cards... know what I mean?



A few months ago, I blogged about an unlucky cowboy with an intimacy problem. Perhaps Lucky MoJo Magic can help him.



So, where is all this going? South.



Point the way...



Just say: "Yes, yes." (In French and German)



When it comes to "Yes." the French don't have it. They don't even have a word for it!



So, at long last, we have come to the point of this posting.

THERE IS NO POINT.

The pointless point.

And we are not ALL dealt a bad hand...