Monday, November 30, 2015

the turkey was kosher thanks to the moil

First of all, I am a vegetarian. I have been a vegetarian for many many years.

All my friends ask me: "Joe, how do I patent..."

Studies have been conducted on the effects of castrating Tom Turkeys.

When it comes to circumcision, turkeys (e.g. barnyard animals) escape.

If abortion was available everywhere, most republican presidential candidates would never have been live born - and they know (and fear) it!

Then there is the issue of "Baby Hitler." (Stolen)

Some Republicans even defend baby Hitler. If Bush killed baby Hitler, it would diminish his grandfather's wealth!

But getting back to thanksgiving and turkey.

Thanksgiving is the celebration of greed and stupidity. Why would I mark that as anything other than 'just another day' in the dream. There is a computer creating this simulation and the programmer(s) has (have) a twisted sense of humor.

For the most part, I am programmed to like it.


Sunday, November 29, 2015

Another "Day of the Sun"

You know the spiel: "And there shall be signs in sun, and moon, and stars, and on the land is distress of nations with perplexity, sea and billow roaring" - Luke 21:25

It is claimed that Jesus return "in this generation" never happened, proving Jesus is a false prophet. Is this true?

"Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.'' (Matthew 24:34)
"Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.'' (Mark 13:30)
"Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.'' (Luke 21:32)

Well remember that a playwright hired by the Flavian Court wrote 3 plays (like Hamlet, Othello, Macbeth) named Matthew, Mark, and Luke.

So mega churches are correct in staging their productions for the entertainment of the theatre audience.

"Megachurches are more than just your regular pulpit and pew church. They’re larger, they’re packed, and they’re drawing in thousands of people."

In California alone, there are 191 mega churches.

The church used to be "ADVENTURE christian CHURCH" and was a franchise out of Amarillo, Tx.

“One church, eight locations,” is the slogan Amarillo’s Hillside Christian Church is using to describe its merger with a California mega church whose congregation approved the move.

Mergers and acquisitions... just business.

They are just a bunch of nice folks.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

What IS the problem?

If a dog is cold, he will find a warm place in which to sack out.

So it is with conversations.

When confronted with someone who has labored thinking, it is best to move to a less labored arena.

By one measure, 2013 [for example] was a banner year: When America's right-wingers opened their mouths, astonishing stupid words belched out of them.

This crop of Republican Candidates are just too stupid to be President.

It’s Time to Tell the Truth: The GOP Presidential Primary is an Embarrassment to the United States.

Friday, November 27, 2015

In these days,

Modernity - there is a lot to be said about it...

Improvements, there are a lot to be said about them...

Beating clothes against a rock down at the river is a bummer.

Especially with all them there Baptists around pissing in your laundry water.

Now a ball bearing washing machine got you cleaner washing!

"Invent a better mousetrap and the whole world will beat a path to your door." Nobody said that.

"If a man can write a better book, preach a better sermon or make a better mouse trap than his neighbors, though he builds his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well my sister, out of a streak of practical pragmatism, got a ball bearing mousetrap.

And, in the game of "One Upsmanship" where one must elevate the steaks...

I got a watch dog.

One can not overemphasize this point. But two can.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Unwanted, Dead or Alive

where to start...

When I was a kid, and Steve McQueen was young, there was a black and white (a.k.a. monochrome) TV program called "Wanted, Dead or Alive." It all started in a "Lost Tuna" when Krishna was also a fish.

Notice: 'Little Joe' is the bad guy in the above program...

Even dwarves start small! Even Dwarfs Started Small Really: HERE

So much for 'fun with language.'

Schrödinger's cat is a famous illustration of the principle in quantum theory of superposition, proposed by Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. In Schrödinger's cat, a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box.

A cat is enclosed in a box with a radioactive source and a poison that will be released when the source (unpredictably) emits radiation. The cat is considered (according to quantum mechanics) to be simultaneously both dead and alive until the box is opened and the cat is observed. Only when observed is the cat dead or alive. Unobserved cats are BOTH dead and alive.

If death is a cheap 'sensory deprivation tank,' then it's a fine thing.

But, if death is just 'Bardo,' or a break in life cycles [Saṃsāra (Sanskrit संसार), is the repeating cycle of birth, life and death], then it may not be a cheap sensory deprivation tank at all!

Nirvana would then be the ultimate sensory deprivation tank.

Tanks a lot!

Matsya (Sanskrit: मत्स्य, lit. fish) is the avatar of the Hindu god Vishnu in the form of a fish.

Remind anyone of the Jonah in the whale fable?