Saturday, February 13, 2010

Happy Triskaidekaphobia!

The 13th was best remembered among conspiracy theorists (who are really just paranoid simpletons) as the day the fat fell into the fire.

"On Friday October 13, 1307 (a date incorrectly linked with the origin of the Friday the 13th superstition)..."

Never mind that we had the fox guarding the hen house. Never mind that we had not just one, but two stolen elections. And never mind that the church and political right are now mutually corrupted sewers.

Because they both smell of the company they keep, the demographics of decay will solve the problem.

The good news is this: George W. Bush had hoped to use the Masonic Bible that had been used both by George Washington in 1789, and by his father, George H. W. Bush, in 1989. This historic Bible had been transported, under guard, from New York to Washington D.C. for the Inauguration but, due to [God providing] inclement weather [rain], a family Bible was substituted instead. That Family Bible, of course, being damned as an abomination unto the council of gods (Elyon and his seven sons).

Not even the sons of a god would let an election thief use a Volume of Sacred Law.

In the Dead Sea Scrolls, Deuteronomy reads:

Think back to the older days, think over the years, down the ages. Ask of your father, let him teach you; of your elders, let them enlighten you:

When Elyon (Oden, the all-father) gave the nations their inheritance, when he divided the sons of men, he fixed their bounds according to the number of the sons of El (god), Yahweh's portion is his people, Jacob (Israel*) his inheritance.

The introduction states that you need to learn of an ancient event, the knowledge of which first came to your grandfather's generation. The event was an administrative decision by El - god (the all-father) - who assigned his divine "sons" - lords - to rule over various tribes. Here Yahweh is assigned the tribe of Jacob (which was stolen from his brother Esau). This is llustrated in the following diagram:

El (Elyon, Oden)

Sons of El

Chemosh -------- Moab
Dagon ------------ Philistia
Baal -------------- Canaan
Yahweh ---------- *Jacob
Milcom ---------- Ammon
Hadad ----------- Aram
Qos --------------- Edom

So, of the twelve tribes, seven had lords.

Sound like dung to you too?
O.K. So I am kidding about parts of this post. Which parts?

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