Trumpet sounds... blaaaht...

That useless con man in the white house said the midterm was a "success."

His "red wave" waved on the way by... bye.

The results will not be known until December.

The congress clearly shifted True Blue.

Which is less popular, Trump or a fart in a Volkswagen?

Trump IS A FART in a Volkswagen!

The Munster in Texas prevailed.

Rocket Science.

Republicans don't use Rocket Science.