Saturday, March 3, 2018

Well-oiled Poop Shute

Trump, the quintessential conman, is king of bullsh*tters.

I feel sorry for the poor fools that worked for him - all diminished for the experience.

Just a year into the Trump administration, notable members of both the White House and the administration at large have left their posts. All were diminished by the experience.

Here are the swan songs of just a few of the Trump staffers and other administration officials, starting with the most recent departures:

Hope Hicks - White House Communications Director, one of President Trump's closest aides and advisers - Jan. 20, 2017 - 405 days

Hicks was Trump's longest-serving aide. She didn’t even last a year and a half.

Rob Porter - White House staff secretary - Jan. 20, 2017 - 384 days

Omarosa Manigault-Newman - Director of Communications for the White House Public Liaison Office Jan. 20, 2017 - 366 days

Dina Powell - Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategy - Jan. 20, 2017 – 357 days

Tom Price, Secretary of Health and Human Services - Feb. 10, 2017 - 232 days

Sebastian Gorka, Deputy assistant to the president - Jan. 30, 2017 208 days

Steve Bannon, Chief strategist and senior counselor - Jan. 20, 2017 - 211 days

Anthony Scaramucci - White House communications director - July 21, 2017 6 days

Reince Priebus, White House chief of staff - Nov. 13, 2016 190 days

Sean Spicer, White House press secretary - Dec. 22, 2016 - 183 days

Mike Dubke, White House communications director - March 6, 2017 - 74 days

Mike Flynn, National security adviser - Jan. 20, 2017 25 days

Josh Raffel: Deputy communications director

Rick Dearborn: deputy chief of staff

George Sifakis: director, Office of Public Liaison

Ezra Cohen-Watnick: senior director for intelligence programs, National Security Council

Michael Short: senior press assistant

Walter Shaub: director, Office of Government Ethics (no need for ethics in this administration)

Angella Reid: chief usher, White House

Katie Walsh: deputy chief of staff

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