What R the FAX?

FAUX is not news. Many people - even in the remote reaches of the Earth - know FAUX is a rag - a checkout stand rumor monger.

Poor Roger, his jowls got too big for his jaws and he was thrown to the sharks. Pig out, little fish!

In the meantime, the "Not Trump" is on the stump. While Trump passes through - the sump pump.

Now, for some reason, I am not in the Trump fan club.

Perhaps it is because hypocrisy is not my philosophy. Sophism alone cannot illustrate my view of Trump.

Among folks with the IQ of a Duck Turd, Trump is seen as something other than another duck turd - Donald Duck Turd.

The old philosopher once said: "If a Duck turd, by trajectory of by design, lands in your hat, WEAR IT!."

But then HE never wore a Trump hat. He was burdened with a higher IQ and hot duck turds do not a perfume make.

This is the year of "the least popular" not being elected. Oy vey!