Thursday, January 28, 2016
I am too old and too feeble to get the "giggles." But last night, while trying to go to sleep, I got the giggles. You see, Tuesday afternoon I had surgery for the excision of a scrotal mass. That is part-and-parcel to the cancer that is trying - with some success - to bring me down (to ashes). Remedial English in College. Many, but not all, of these students are home-schooled with all the trappings of Biblical Parenting. Then Cowboy Doofus tells the Anesthesiologist that he has an "intimacy problem" and needs a younger doctor to give him some new answers. Propofol (Diprivan) slows the activity of your brain and nervous system. Propofol is used to help you relax before and during general anesthesia for surgery or other medical procedures. After it was all over, I was taken home, had a cup of soup for dinner, and was put in bed. And then, just THAT above mentioned thought of a less than artful movie montage returned to my head and gave me the giggles. All night. Then, in recovery, I found out he was in to get arthroscopic orthopedic surgery for a wrist repair. Maybe that REPAIR will solve his intimacy problems!
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