What's the difference...

Between Shiro and the trumpster in the dumpster?

Shiro is CUTER...

Shiro is SMARTER...

Shiro has a longer attention span...

Shiro has many friends that admire him...

Shiro knows the difference between sh*t and Shinola...

Shiro does not DEMAND rewards...

Shiro instills a sense of calm...

Shiro is WELCOME in California!

And Shiro is loyal to his family!