N.Y. Slimeball

I would call the trumpster in the dumpster a New York Slimeball except, compared to the donald, New York Slimeballs live in the upper East 80s, attend the opera with close friends, the ballet with socialites, appreciate the symphony, and are well read.

$130,000... ?

What are others saying about the trumpster in the dumpster?

"So enjoy your victory, Trump voters! Because when you’re dying because you don’t have health insurance to treat the infection you got from a back alley abortion you had to get because of fetal lead poisoning, you can say to yourself, ‘At least I didn’t vote for someone with a private email server.'" –Bill Maher

"NBC suspended Billy Bush for his words on the Trump tape, which means there is a higher standard for a third hour host of the Today Show than there is for the Republican president." –Seth Meyers

"You started your campaign by accusing Mexicans of being rapists. Now you're on tape explaining how you sexually assault women. The only way you could be more hypocritical is if you said it in Spanish." –Michael Che on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"Donald Trump had a meltdown about what a great temperament he has. It was like watching someone carve 'I'm not a psycho' into their arm." –Bill Maher

"Donald Trump said that his strongest suit is his temperament. Sadly, even that suit is made in China." –Jimmy Fallon

"A 12-year-old boy was actually running one of Trump's campaign offices in Colorado. When asked how an inexperienced child could be running things, the boy said, 'Look, he's the nominee and we're stuck with him.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"So, Trump got rid of everyone who was trying to get him to tone down his rhetoric and hired people who want him to be even more controversial. Trump’s like an alcoholic who fires his doctor and starts getting medical advice from his bartender." –Seth Meyers

Donald Trump is nothing more than a cheap joke.