The long and the short of it...

I will somewhat avoid the OBVIOUS bathroom jokes about the Donald.

It is obvious that the Donald is ill-equipped for the long shot into the Oval Office.

But Trump is a gambler (and a consistent loser).

The best he can come up with is a hard 4.

He was an abysmal failure in Atlantic City and Las Vegas.

Add Toronto and Tampa Bay to that list (see Tampa below).

Add California to the folks that fail to love the Donald.

He's washed up in Washington.

The press loved him in Laredo (but there were no crowds).