Why was this statue, known as "touchdown jesus," destroyed by lightening? *God, whether he goes by the name of
Allah,
Jehovah or
Tinky Winky, hates
ostentatious displays of faith. This 62-foot statue was an aesthetic abomination,
an anathema to
true spirituality. (The end-time abomination includes
an idolatrous image at a new temple.)
*The Almighty was upset because Jesus was constructed out of
styrofoam and fiberglass instead of marble or gold.
*The Supreme Being was furious that
a million bucks was wasted on
a styrofoam statue, instead of the money being used to
feed the hungry and
heal the sick (raise the dead, cast out republicans).
*The Heavenly Father doesn't do a good job protecting his children. He is incapable or unwilling to prevent earthquakes, floods and hurricanes that kill millions, he can't even prevent lightning from destroying a kitschy statue.
*There's no deity looking down on us, and the rain falls in equal parts on the just and the unjust. Lightning sometimes destroys
orphanages and
hospitals, and sometimes it destroys
brothels and cheesy representations of
Jesus. Bad things happen to good and bad people with the same random probability as good things happening to good and bad people. There is no coin; there is
no finger to flip the coin.
These merchants of stagecraft weep not for their lost statue, but for their lost market share. (
Ezekiel 27:36).
If anyone wuz 2 ask me, I'ld say:
"I think the attic was empty."
Know what I mean?
