re-Branding Opportunity

Perhaps we are looking at RussiaGate all wrong. Trump is a businessman (yeah, right) and he is always trolling for opportunity.

All of his casinos went BUST. Stock and bondholders lost more than $1.5 billion. He needs a new idea... you never know. "It's very clear in the cult of Trump that 'you're either with us or you're not.'"

Trump is far from the brightest candle in the menorah.

And his daughter is doing what she can to help the poor retard.

As soon as the trumpster in the dumpster returned, he went to his church for 'spiritual advice.'

When THAT didn't help, the trumpster in the dumpster called in his biggest advisor. Christie*, who was not charged up about the trumpster in the dumpster and his growing espionage difficulty, refused to comment until after the smoking donuts were found. Bridget Kelly is unable to assist in the plan to prevent the investigating committees from "Crossing THAT bridge when they come to it" (RussiaGate).

And then the Poles (or French) mapped the mood of the country.

And the bumper stickers started selling briskly!

So, it's all good...

All the RussiaGate investigations continue.

And the Monday Night at the Movies was a success.

And we await the 100 day countdown clock.

*

Impeachment is Liniment

For trumpster in the dumpster culties:

O.K., I'm playing with phonemes.

The trumpster in the dumpster was hoping that his international trip would be a "home run." It was not.

While the little orange man might worship himself, and while those immersed in his cult might worship the trumpster in the dumpster, to many throughout the world he remains a stinking pile of sh*t.

NATO views him as an unpredictable bull in a china shop.

Angela Merkel says Germany can no longer rely on Donald Trump's America: 'We Europeans must take our destiny into our own hands'

The trumpster in the dumpster is so full of bull - he is full of himself! Trump called his first foreign trip a "home run" in remarks to U.S. troops. It was far from it.

If THAT was a "home run," then I am Howard Hughes! Now the trumpsters cheerleaders have a serious choice to make!

"Which side are you on, boys?"

I am the first to admit that this whole RussiaGate issue has become a balancing act for the trumpster in the dumpster.

And, following the Federal Holiday, 'you know who' is supposed to testify - in an open session (carried on C-Span). "Former FBI director James B. Comey will testify publicly before the Senate Intelligence Committee at a date to be set after Memorial Day."

O.K. I will lighten up. Trump is "doing his best."

So, if you are retired (as I am), just sit back and watch the events unfold as Trump dumps as much baggage as he can to save himself! Yes, Donald Trump is considering a major purge of his top White House staff as he searches for a "huge reboot" following the most disastrous week of his presidency - so far. (There is MORE to come)

This is not Denmark

But something is rotting - maybe the republican party under a Russian Mole!

Some say: "Donald Trump is A Russian Mole."

Not me, but someone.

O.K. I am first to admit we don't need more Orange Man jokes.

However, as the floodgates open even more, we are faced with the possibility:

"Guilt by association" is a fallacy. Even so...

Nor will I say: "Trump has become a joke." This is not a recent phenomenon.

I wonder how much longer it will be (weeks? months?) before the "100 days" become a count down clock.

I don't know about you, but I am prepared (to wait and watch the Trump Circus).

Miss the headlines? HERE:
Jared Kushner reportedly talked with a top Russian official the first week in December about establishing a private [encrypted] communications channel between President Trump's transition team and the Kremlin.
The president's son-in-law inquired about using Russian diplomatic facilities for the communications, apparently to shield the talks, U.S. officials briefed on intelligence reports told The Washington Post.
Russian ambassador to the U.S. Sergei Kislyak told his superiors that Kushner floated the idea during a meeting at Trump Tower* on Dec. 1 or 2, according to the Post, which cited intercepts of Russian communications [communications between Russians - that's one Russian talking to another Russian on the telephone [for Trump supporters])reviewed by U.S. officials.
Kislyak was reportedly taken aback by the proposal of allowing an American to use Russian communications equipment, which the Post noted could have carried security risks for both the Trump transition team and Moscow. [It was an incredibly STUPID idea,]

*Now we know how it is Trump could reveal certain details about the crime only a criminal at the scene would know!

"McCarthyism, name given to the period of time in American history that saw Wisconsin Sen. Joseph McCarthy produce a series of investigations and hearings during the 1950s in an effort to expose supposed communist infiltration..."

How did Trump know WHERE the crime took place? DUH!

And, it is no WONDER Trump changed the metaphor to "witch hunt."

Face it! Trump ain't none too bright! Colorful, perhaps, but not bright or brilliant.

I just want the news, not the FAUX spin.

In the meantime, I'm going out to rent a movie for a Monday Night at the Movies event.