I'll bid 1 - Spades (Trump)

Trump is using a spade to dig an ever deeper hole!

No matter how ignorant and incompetent Donald Trump is, his true believers won't abandon him.

Trump plans to BORROW $2.4 Trillion to pay for a tax cut for the rich and cut or eliminate Social Security and Medicare to pay for it after the 2018 election. Wait - and see!

“The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BCE

Here's some polling data taken from a number of outlets that Trump-bots will never credit.

At Bloomberg, Trump has edged out every other modern-American president for last place in approval ratings.

Trump’s dismal approval ratings IS where he outpaces the competition.

His "net" approval (subtracting disapproval) has been the worst every day of his presidency, and it's never been particularly close.

Currently he's within a single percentage point of same-day Gerald Ford in approval, but at -18.3, Trump’s net approval is 9 percentage points worse than Ford's.

Every other president was in positive territory at this point. Trump is not only last in net approval ratings, he's managed to do it in a time of prosperity, a factor that tends to increase a normal president's approval.

To become this unpopular, this fast, and to do it in relatively good times, is just breathtaking.

Trump's unpopularity has been massively underplayed in the media throughout his administration.

Trump’s net approval rating among rural voters has fallen from +16 percentage points to zero since the beginning of his presidency, according to Ipsos polling.

Additionally, Morning Consult found that Trump’s approval rating has fallen in all 50 states. Some of those states include Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa and Pennsylvania.

Fifty-one percent of voters in Nevada and Arizona disapproved of Trump.

Trump’s really IS in a class by himself (way down there at the bottom) when it comes his approval ratings.

The next time you hear a FAUX journalist claim that Trump’s approval ratings among Republicans just won’t budge—scream “Bullsh*t!”

Despite what you’ve been told, the popular vote loser’s approval ratings are strictly bottom of the barrel.

For Halloween, Shiro is going to be the Pope.