Slapped by "Global Warming."

But he won, right?

"What caught our eye was an Instagram post by Sotheby’s International Realty, advertising new photos of Chateau Des Palmiers, dated April 21st, 2017. The property has shown up in YouTube videos throughout the years, as one of Mr. Trump’s most valued mansions."

Trump bought the home, dubbed Le Château des Palmiers, back in 2013. It sits on a five-acre property, which includes a main house, a guest house and an eight-foot-tall gate around it all. According to reports, Trump generally uses this home as a vacation rental...

Trump dropped the asking price by $11,100,000 from $28 million. Château des Palmiers -- Terres Basses, Cities -- In Saint Martin. $16,900,000

Irma, packing 185 mph winds, pounded multiple Caribbean islands on Wednesday, causing massive damage, including on Saint Martin, where Trump has multi-million dollar home known as Le Château des Palmiers, or Castle of the Palms.

The status of Trump’s 11-bedroom gated compound on the French Caribbean island of St. Martin is not yet known, but the territory suffered serious damage from Hurricane Irma early Wednesday.

Three Trump properties in Florida close for Hurricane Irma

But he's president and I am not (and I am happier).

But he has (or had) an 11-bedroom gated compound on the French Caribbean island of St. Martin and I never did (and I am MUCH happier).

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