Why reinvent the wheel?

I don't believe it!

What I do believe is that Trump looked at the sun without an eye prophylactic.

He needs one (he's a dick head).

His "properties" are suffering from his stupidity (or lack of diplomacy).

Trump is a party of one.

The Germans have joined in making fun of him.

Trump represents a total eclipse of American Diplomacy.

The shadow that the trumpster in the dumpster casts upon humanity is far more sinister than a dragon eating the moon.