Highlights of the Trumpster's Trip (and Fall)

The trumpster in the dumpster bowed to the Saudi King:

and then lied about it...

Next misstep - Israel...

When Trump tried to take his wife’s hand, she did not respond. Insistent, he tried to grab her hand — and the cameras clicked and the tongues clucked as she flicked him away.

A White House statement listing Trump’s goals for the trip included an epic Freudian slip - -

“Promote the possibility of lasting peach”

Then, off to the vatican - for an exchange of ideas.

And then NATO:

The G-7 moment:

A BBC News reporter shared the video on Twitter, saying: "A short clip that sums up this G7 summit: look who has chosen not to hear a translation of his Italian host's speech #G6"

Trump's first trip was to the Middle East, where he met with leaders in Saudi Arabia and Israel, headed to Vatican City, Brussels for a NATO summit, followed by a G-7 meeting in Sicily.

It could have gone worse diplomatically speaking - but not MUCH worse.

Coming back to the home-front, the trumpster in the dumpster has some immediate issues.

His "friends" have been slammed.

The trumpster in the dumpster is now a KNOWN COMMODITY.

And he will go back into hiding.

You know what the Russians say: