A birch tree...

A Birch Forest is useful...

There is a definite reason to buy a Birch Wood Toilet Seat.

The reason for such a purchase is simple. If one wishes to join the Birch John Society, then such a seat may be necessary.

We know what the right needs in terms or ornamentation.

A reliable water closet. It is a suitable destination for their excess of crap.

Thus, worthy of honorable mention, is the restoration.

The right is full of it because the right is full of themselves and, constitutionally, they ARE ...


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